Plandemic

Plandemic: 1. Large numbers of people suddenly booking diary events such as drinking, dining, and going to the hairdressers to the point where everything is fully booked for a month. 2. As lockdown is loosened after a pandemic, those with a laissez-faire attitude lose out horribly as they find that the serious planners have nabbed every slot at every available venue, so they have to stay in anyway because there’s nowhere legal to go; sad day of reckoning for all those carefree “I’ll see how the mood takes me on the day” sort of people.

Phoenixing

Phoenixing: 1. Declaring a company insolvent and then buying it back. 2. Disgraceful financial manoeuvre that enables a weasel company owner to run an asset into the ground, pay no penalty, and then cherrypick any remaining viable parts to start again, with no unpleasant repercussions. (see SPAC)

K-Shaped Recovery

K-shaped recovery: 1. Idea that post-Covid recovery will take two forms – the upward stroke of the K representing large corporations and public sector organizations benefitting from stimulus packages, with the downward stroke representing the continued decline of the usual whipping boys – small to medium-sized businesses, blue-collar workers and the dwindling middle class. 2. A shocking and deeply-flawed concept invented by our old friends JP Morgan; it has two massive faults: (1) The downward stroke of the K is patently not recovery – it’s decline, and (2) the vertical stroke of the K plays no role in the model at all; so in fact, this should be a < model, from the ‘less than’ symbol in mathematics.

Calling Bullshit – Bergstrom & West

The one sentence summary: We are surrounded by bullshit in many forms, but there are also many ways to spot it and refute it.

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WHAT THE BOOK SAYS

  • This is all about scepticism in a data-driven world. Politicians are unconstrained by facts, science is conducted by press release, and start-up cultures elevate hype to high art. The world is awash with bullshit and we are drowning in it. The reason is that everyone is trying to sell you something and there is no limit to it because our complex language allows us to produce an infinite variety of it.
  • Bullshit involves language, statistical figures, data graphics, and other forms of presentation intended to persuade or impress an audience by distracting, overwhelming, or intimidating them with a blatant disregard for the truth, logical coherence, or what information is actually being conveyed.
  • It can be persuasive or evasive. It…

1/ Takes less work to create than to clean up.

2/ Takes less intelligence to create than to clean up.

3/ Spreads faster than efforts to clean it up.

  • Sophisticated bullshitters need a theory of mind – to be able to put themselves in the place of the person they want to bullshit and to imagine what impression will be created by what type of bull.
  • Paltering is talking insincerely. It’s misleading without lying outright, deliberately leading you to draw the wrong conclusion by saying things that are not technically untrue.
  •  “The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.” Alberto Brandolini
  • Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it.” Jonathan Swift
  • “A lie will gallop halfway round the world before truth has the time to pull its breeches on.” Cordell Hull
  • “The point of modern propaganda isn’t only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate the truth.” Garry Kasparov
  • “An idiot can create more bullshit than you could ever hope to refute.” Uriel Fanelli
  • “Bullshit is unclarifiable unclarity.” G. A. Cohen
  • “At any given time, the chief source of bullshit with which you have to contend is yourself.” Neil Postman

WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT IT

  • How to spot bullshit:

1. Question the source of the information. Who is telling me this? How does he or she know it? What is this person trying to sell me?

2. Beware of unfair comparisons.

3. If it seems too good or too bad to be true, it probably is.

4. Think in orders of magnitude. Bullshit numbers are often so off the mark that they are easy to spot.

5. Avoid confirmation bias. Don’t use bull to confirm what you already think. Be aware of the illusory truth effect. The more often you see something, the more likely you will be to believe it.

6. Consider multiple hypotheses.

  • Truthiness is “the quality of seeming to be true according to one’s intuition, opinion or perception, without regard for actual logic and fact, or the like.” Comedian Stephen Colbert, 2005
  • Mathiness refers to formulae and expressions that may look and feel like maths even though they disregard the logical coherence and formal rigour of actual mathematics. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
  • What you see depends on where you look.
  • Most studies are conducted on WEIRD people – Western, Educated, Industrialised, Rich, Democratic, which creates selection bias.
  • Online, think more, share less.
  • Calling out bullshit is crucial to a properly functioning social group, whether that’s a circle of friends, a community of researchers or the citizens of a nation. It is a performance utterance in which one repudiates something objectionable. Spotting bullshit is a private activity. Calling bullshit is a public activity. Methods include:
  • Reductio ad absurdum – take statistics to ludicrous extremes.
  • Be memorable. Say something distinctive.
  • Find counterexamples. Things that say the opposite of the bullshit.
  • Provide analogies.
  • Redraw graphs and figures.
  • When you refute bull, be correct, be charitable, admit fault, be clear, be pertinent. Look out for relevance, the speaker’s intention, the objector’s motivations, the audience, power dynamics, and judiciousness.
  • A bullshitter has much in common with the well-actually guy – some who says: “Well actually…” and then goes on to utter something that does nothing to advance the truth.

WHAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH

  • The authors are both scientists so there is a lot of scientific and statistical material to wade through.
A burgeoning genre, possibly inspired by my original dictionary in 2013.