Aha moment: 1. Moment of realization or sudden understanding. 2. Fanciful notion that someone will see your amazing product or presentation and shout out loud “Aha! Finally I get it! Thank you so much for enlightening me!” (see Enlighten me; FMF; Light bulb experience)
Agenda, own the, set the:
Agenda, own the, set the: 1. A list of items to be discussed. 2. A list of items you had no idea existed; swathes of material for which you have done no preparation at all; topics deliberately kept secret from you to retard your career progress. (see Agenda, hidden)
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Agenda, hidden:
Agenda, hidden: 1. Meeting plan, concealed. 2. Devious intention to hijack or derail intended topic of meeting; scheme to ignore topic altogether, or table a completely new one; murder plot, Ides of March style; plan for coup d’état, usually of Managing Director or Chief Executive. (see Agenda, own the, set the)
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Advisorial:
Advisorial: 1. Relating to advice. 2. Fabricated Americanism alluding to taking advice; a euphemism for a direct order; word to the wise; side remark that is more weighty than what is being said in the main body of the meeting. (see FAQs; Hints and tips; Practical advice; Shell-like, a word in your)
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Administrivia:
Administrivia: 1. Trivial administration. 2. Civil servant job description. (see Bread and butter; Bureaucracy; Jobsworth; Panjandrum; Process; Target manager; Timesheets)